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I love watching documentaries about amusement park accidents because all of the park officials are saying,

I love watching documentaries about amusement park accidents because all of the park officials are saying, "Oh, dear god, none of us could have anticipated that the roller coaster car would detach, this is a freak accident, an act of god!" and then the narrator is like "The Dicktwister 9000 was a known safety hazard and rabies vector since its ince

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How are you doing that? I don't know. I'm scared. Come down. I can't. I can't get help. Call somebody. Who do I call? I don't know. A police? A scientist. Call a scientist. Okay, you can stay here with your father. I'm gonna go find a scientist.

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